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Mon Jul 31, 2006, 7:19 AM
-Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
-Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
-Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
-What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
-Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
-Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.

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:iconbookdiva:
Here, kitty, kitty, :hug:

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:heart: My Sissie-poo `bren
:nod::heart: °jark The Beat Goes On °matteo :nod::heart:
Be civil..no verbal abuse, no spam.
:iconbluewave:
Sends love to my fellow kitty :heart:

Take care :hug:

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Life is an adventure in forgiveness.

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:iconsimba:
:poke:

How have you been? Hope all is well.

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. :nod: :heart:
:icononestar:
:wave:

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I remember yesterday. I respect tomorrow.
But I live in the here and now.

:nod: :heart:
:icononestar:
Anyone home?

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I remember yesterday. I respect tomorrow.
But I live in the here and now.

:nod: :heart:
:iconsimba:
You lookin' at me? ;)

I'll try not to disappoint you. :D

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. :nod: :heart:
:iconbookdiva:
Hey you. :hug:

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:heart: My Sissie-poo `bren
:nod::heart: °jark The Beat Goes On °matteo :nod::heart:
Be civil..no verbal abuse, no spam.
:iconreincarnation:
thank you.. meowmeow:)

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Pointed criticism, if accurate, often gives the artist an inner sense of relief. The criticism that damages is that which disparages, dismisses, ridicules, or condemns. Founder:~darksanctuary
:iconpitcher:
Thank's for the favorite on Interested. That made my day :thanks:
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Even though I'm not actively celebrating :hump: day as I have before, I had to share this with you.

A friend of mine sent this to me.

Check out the videos at ihumpedyourhummer.com.

I only wish I were kidding.

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I remember yesterday. I respect tomorrow.
But I live in the here and now.

:nod: :heart:

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